November 4, 2008

I'm sitting here in the San Francisco airport waiting for our flight to Singapore to board and I can't help but dread the 19 hours of sitting my ass is about to endure, but I guess the payoff will be worth it. And at least I'll be getting out of the country as a socialist Muslim with ties to terrorists gets elected to the most powerful position in the free world. Great thoughts to be having before heading to a paradise like Bali, but I promise my posts will get more positive and, hopefully, entertaining as the vacation goes on. Of course, there won't be a dull moment with Charlotte and Stacy on the trip, that's a given. Well, time to stretch the gluteus maximus out so she doesn't cramp on me, that would be a bitch!